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Title: The Lord of the Rings REWRITE!


{Sauron strides onto the battlefield}
{Orcs cheer}
Sauron: {Bows} Oh thank you thank you! (Shows his ring) Look, I didn’t drop it this time! {Starts laughing evilly} Die! {Starts killing people by shooting rays out of the ring}
Elrond: (Confused) Is that even possible from the Ring?
Random Man: {Shrugs}
Elrond: (Dreamy eyes) Awesome.


Gollum: It came to me, my own, my love, my own, my wonderful!
{Ring bites him}
Gollum: Bad wonderful! {Chucks it at wall}

To read more of this hilarious rewrite of the classic Lord of the Rings story please join 'nightly_stories'

Every week a new chapter will be uploaded with pictures to go along with it. Please leave any comments/questionsreviews in a response to the update!

Please get all your friends to join the community to read this wonderful once in a life time story.

~ Kelsey & Lady Riniel of nightly_stories
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